til human voices wake us: another microwave mug... →
kaossparrow: The one I’ve seen going around is more like a brownie. This thing is CAKE. ingredients: 4 tb flour 4 tb sugar 2 tb cocoa 1 egg 3 tb oil (corn or canola or the like, not olive or sesame I SHOULD HOPE IT IS CLEAR) 3 tb milk mix dry ingredients in mug, and other ingredients, mix until it stop…
girl-a: i like to think that years after homestuck has ended and the fandom has dispersed and moved on that april 13th will always be this oddly special day in our hearts and if we tell people and they ask why that we say, “oh, it was an old friend’s birthday.”
cheskasmagicshire: the hills are alive with the sound of music
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
dutchslut: the fridge is empty just like my heart
My dash right now
Sherlock: hey, um, here's a quote from ep---
Olympics: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BITCH GET OUT OF MY WAY
Supernatural: but desti---
Olympics: PISS OFF
Homestuck: here, have some feeli-
Olympics: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY??
Homestuck: BITCH YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF.
how to do a trust fall
dirkjakesoup: ft. jake english and dirk strider
Everyone must leave something behind when he dies, my grandfather said. A child...– Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (via girlwithoutwings)
mercurialMalcontent: thesciencewizard replied to... →
mercurialmalcontent: thesciencewizard replied to your post: Also I can’t help but think a once again ambulatory Tavros would be pretty pleased that the outfit showed off his legs. XD Heheh. I wonder how much he inadvertently struck sexy pinup poses and gave any doomed!Vriskas nosebleeds. :3 Oh my God Jake is going to have Lara Croft hot pants //shrieks
crowmunist: SO I WAS TALKING WITH MY FRIEND FROM AUSTRALIA ABOUT POPSICLES AND SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BOMB POP WAS SO I MADE THIS FREEDOM CRACK ABOUT IT BEING THE MOST AMERICAN POPSICLE AND SHE ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHAT AUSTRALIA’S “FAVORITE FROZEN DELIGHT” WAS I ANSWERED “KOALA” AND SHE SAID NO IT’S GOLDEN GAYTIMES GOLDEN GAYTIMES THIS /FUCKING/ POPSICLE AUSTRALIA GOD /DAMN/ IT ...
theoldveins: hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM
clarri: iambillpardy: seerofsarcasm: ohdeerling: hussiebot: intrarnot-explour: wheelcher: genius OH MY GOODOD JESUS THIS IS TERRIBLE ON SO MANY LEVELS BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THAT’S FUCKING HORRIBLE, BUT GOD, IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS. SHITSTORM im pissing this is hilarious
rockpapertheodore: spider-ler: squelchy: singleladies.wmv (( THE MOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW )) oH MY GOD I AM CRYING I’m sorry I have to reblog this again because AUSTRALIAN PRIDE This little bugger is 4mm long and is native to ~Australia~ aw yeah http://ednieuw.home.xs4all.nl/australian/salticidae/Peacock_spider_Maratus_volans.htm
rockpapertheodore: spider-ler: squelchy: singleladies.wmv (( THE MOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING RIGHT NOW )) oH MY GOD I AM CRYING This is amazing if I saw one in real life I would still scream but gosh it’s pretty
sharkebait: ninjanepkitty: dirkstriderspenis: 50shadesofsolkat: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: quelastima: elasticitymudflap: 2oul2ii2ter: 2 things: 1: terezi is licking the pole. 2: march eridan has stripper swung on this pole. TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS TAVROS 10TH TIME WATCHING THIS I CAN’T STOP EQUIUS GAMZEE AND THEN SOLLUX tAV R O S Casually… reblogs… tAVROS...
pancakestein: sometimes i wonder why everyone considers the whole ‘nina’ arc in the original fma to be the ULTIMATE SAD of the show what about hughes or when ed fought greed personally one of the saddest parts of the whole show for me was when ed went through the gate and was with hoenheim and couldn’t use alchemy and was like ‘why did you even marry my mother’ but i dunno shamballa is always...
pancakestein: that moment when you watch conqueror of shamballa for the first time and the first scene is so great and shoneny and you forget what had happened in episode 51 and Ed and Al beat the bad guy and everyone’s laughing and carrying on and it turns out to be a flashback that Ed is telling in his shitty car to his ill long lost fakebrother doppelganger friend in nazi Germany
When men feel inconsequential, it’s easier to blame women than it is to confront...– Allan G. Johnson (via lavenderlabia)
The awkward moment when you realise all the fanfics you have bookmarked are gay pairings so you can’t share them with your boyfriend to show why you read fanfic as opposed to erotica. And you don’t even care 8)
Teacher: Just do your homework
Doctor: Just eat healthy
Mum: Just clean your room
Opposite sex: Just look gorgeous
Friends: Just be socially active
Life: Just be perfect
Me: It's not that fucking easy guys
rebeccar0cket: extra-pale: I’m crying I laughed at this video for like 30 minutes last night Holy shit I never actually cry but I’m crying. fuck WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
this is ourselves under pressure: a moment
jumpingjacktrash: ceruleancynic: Jake cuts himself on the sharp-sliced edge of one of Dirk’s cervical vertebrae when he lifts the startling warm weight of his head, his fucking head: a little stupid pain forgotten instantly but it’s blood mingling with blood and that’s what sets him over the edge and oh god the fucking horror, the bowel-twisting horror of his friend’s disembodied fucking...
askbeautifulgorgeous: ((also thank you, I’m glad you like my art! ;v; <3))
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Man: Fuck you, slut.
til human voices wake us: What Lot's Wife Would... →
Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark? When our first daughter was born on the River…
She Goes Ding When There's Stuff: boppinrobin:... →
boppinrobin: roachpatrol: So I’m working on a basic shopping thing, and I suppose I should also go through some simple recipes too as a necessary follow up. Is there anything else? If I can’t do something, I’ll just say so, and maybe someone else who can do that thing can do the… Because being an adult is hard and there’s no one around to clean stuff just because you don’t...
Things I Never Learned In High School
complexgirl: boguskudos: How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote What political parties are How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job How to write a check/balance a check book Anything to do with banking How to do loans for college How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things How to buy a car or house #but I’m so glad I know the fucking...