the hell is even wrong with me

mercurialmalcontent:

rainbowbarnacle:

rockpapertheodore replied to your post: Egad, how do I sleep through this every morning?

Zomg, I know, right? Being up all night is the best. I FINALLY GET TO SEE THE SUNRISE.

The John nestles close to his Karkat now

And they’re barely making a peep

Stop refreshing tumblr from your bed, my dear,

Please go the fuck to sleep

The windows are dark in LOHAC, child

The rapmaster pounds out his beats

I’ll read you one very last Davekat fic if you swear

You’ll go the fuck to sleep

The angels that soar through the sky never rest

And Ampora is being a creep

I know you like EriSol, don’t deny it, you were looking.

Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep

The Breeze whispers soft over Skaia, hon

While a flying car goes BEEP BEEP

WV loves John? Why not, it could happen!

Put your seatbelt on! Go to sleep!

All the homestucks are refreshing the kinkmeme

While Hussie sinks ships to the deep

Hell no you can’t write another fic review

You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep

Davesprite flies over the Beat Mesa

While John’s memory bounds off like a sheep

My brain is going, I’m afraid I must stop now

Goodnight, and go the fuck to sleep

(With apologies to Adam Mansbach.)

Flawless.

Beautiful, but currently too busy with feels to heed good advice