chocobo-strider:

mittenstuna:

8-xenon-8:

THIS IS HOW DAVE KNOWS WHERE KARKAT AND KANAYA ARE STOP ASSUMING DUMB THINGS PLEASE

that’s not the issue the issue is that he knows that karkat and kanaya are together without asking either one
TG: how long have you and kanaya been on lofaf CG: HOW DO YOU KNOW I’M HERE WITH KANAYA? TG: talkin to her rn 
TG: so you have no idea how you got to lofaf then GA: How Do You Know Im On Lofaf TG: im talking to karkat 

But he DID ask. When you click on Dave’s planet, he asks Karkat where he’s at. What he’s asking there is how do you know I’m with KANAYA- Because he’s talking with her at THE SAME TIME.
Now, when you click on Jade’s planet KANAYA asks how he knew what planet they’re on. He knew because HE ASKED KARKAT WHERE THEY’RE AT RIGHT THERE IN THE CONVO PICTURED ABOVE
Let me reinstate. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY- HE ASKS WHERE THEY WERE AT AND KARKAT ONLY ASKS HIM HOW DO YOU KNOW I’M WITH KANAYA- NOT THE PLANET, KANAYA. HE KNOWS BECAUSE HE’S TALKING WITH HER AT THE SAME TIME.
KANAYA IS THE ONE WHO ASKS HIM HOW HE KNEW WHAT PLANET THEY’RE ONE- KARKAT HERE CLEARLY TELLS HIM.
Stop getting this mixed up. Stooppp


Neither Karkat nor Kanaya mentions that they are with the otherYes, Karkat tells Dave that HE is on lofaf, but he never says the he’s with Kanaya. When he asks Karkat about Kanaya, Karkat responds with the:

TG: how long have you and kanaya been on lofaf CG: HOW DO YOU KNOW I’M HERE WITH KANAYA? TG: talkin to her rn 

But, in Dave’s conversation with Kanaya when he asks how long Kanaya has been on lofaf, you get the other response set:

TG: so you have no idea how you got to lofaf then GA: How Do You Know Im On Lofaf TG: im talking to karkat 

The point is, neither of them said that they were with the other troll, and that is the lapse in narrative that everyone is questioning.

chocobo-strider:

mittenstuna:

8-xenon-8:

THIS IS HOW DAVE KNOWS WHERE KARKAT AND KANAYA ARE STOP ASSUMING DUMB THINGS PLEASE

that’s not the issue the issue is that he knows that karkat and kanaya are together without asking either one

TG: how long have you and kanaya been on lofaf 
CG: HOW DO YOU KNOW I’M HERE WITH KANAYA? 
TG: talkin to her rn 

TG: so you have no idea how you got to lofaf then 
GA: How Do You Know Im On Lofaf 
TG: im talking to karkat 

But he DID ask. When you click on Dave’s planet, he asks Karkat where he’s at. What he’s asking there is how do you know I’m with KANAYA- Because he’s talking with her at THE SAME TIME.

Now, when you click on Jade’s planet KANAYA asks how he knew what planet they’re on. He knew because HE ASKED KARKAT WHERE THEY’RE AT RIGHT THERE IN THE CONVO PICTURED ABOVE

Let me reinstate. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY- HE ASKS WHERE THEY WERE AT AND KARKAT ONLY ASKS HIM HOW DO YOU KNOW I’M WITH KANAYA- NOT THE PLANET, KANAYA. HE KNOWS BECAUSE HE’S TALKING WITH HER AT THE SAME TIME.

KANAYA IS THE ONE WHO ASKS HIM HOW HE KNEW WHAT PLANET THEY’RE ONE- KARKAT HERE CLEARLY TELLS HIM.

Stop getting this mixed up. Stooppp

Neither Karkat nor Kanaya mentions that they are with the other
Yes, Karkat tells Dave that HE is on lofaf, but he never says the he’s with Kanaya. When he asks Karkat about Kanaya, Karkat responds with the:

TG: how long have you and kanaya been on lofaf 
CG: HOW DO YOU KNOW I’M HERE WITH KANAYA? 
TG: talkin to her rn


But, in Dave’s conversation with Kanaya when he asks how long Kanaya has been on lofaf, you get the other response set:

TG: so you have no idea how you got to lofaf then 
GA: How Do You Know Im On Lofaf 
TG: im talking to karkat


The point is, neither of them said that they were with the other troll, and that is the lapse in narrative that everyone is questioning.

(Source: 8xenon8)

robestpierre:

here have a transparent high-ish quality version of eridan’s face

robestpierre:

here have a transparent high-ish quality version of eridan’s face

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cowbuttcrunchies:

Holy crap it’s time for another giveaway!

I literally couldn’t find anything cool in our craft supplies, so instead I made two cameo chokers: one prospit and one derse, in the style of my Jasper cameo.  The winner will get their choice of necklace mailed to them.

The rules are the same as last time:

  • One reblog per person and no giveaway blogs please for fairness’ sake.  Likes do not count.
  • You don’t have to be following us to win, although this blog is pretty much 100% weird Homestuck cosplay so check us out maybe if you’re not?
  • That said, we do want to thank our followers, so those following us will receive one extra chance to win, in addition to their reblog entry.
  • You must have your ask box open at the contest’s end!  We will randomly a select a winner, but if you don’t respond within 48 hours, we will choose the next person on the list.

The giveaway will end in about a month, aka on March 31st, 2013.  Good luck!

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kdubzart:

Also known as the ‘Capable of Remorse’ Award, or the ‘Not quite as Evil as You Could Have Been’ Award.

shaleimp:

shaleimp:

erisolsprite sometimes forgets it can float and falls on the ground and doesn’t bother getting back up because its existence is meaningless anyway

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its canon now

(Source: latulapyrope)


aradiajones:

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this has been getting a lot of notes again recently and i just really want to say thank you to all the people who found me because of it uwu

as well as i was finally able to fix the images so they automatically show instead of the little gray boxes.

(Source: legalramifications)

idunwin:

orima-kazooie:

So we’ve seen people complaining that Hussie is racist or something because all tricksters are canonically Caucasian, and we’ve seen the intelligent Homestucks call bullshit, but nobody seems to realize some of the other story-wise implications of that.

Only humans can be Caucasian. But far as we know, and as is implied by some of Calliope’s explanations of her juju, anyone can engage trickster mode.

So who’s ready for humanized trolls?

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peregr1ne:

Viv told me to karezi that ‘aggressively puts you to bed’ post so I…

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[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]

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[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]

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[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]

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[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]

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[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]

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[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]

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[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]

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[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]

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[SLAMS THE DOOR]

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I bet you thought it would be from kk’s pov didn’t you

Homestuck vs The Neverending Story

mercurialmalcontent:

roachpatrol:

One thing I’m really interested in the current Homestuck/Neverending Story situation is whether or not Hussie’s read the book. Because the movie’s just adapted from half of the book. In the movies the boy shouts the Empress’s name and Fantasia resets and he gets to ride around on Falcor, which is what we see Hussie drawing himself doing.

But in the book, which was originally done in red and green ink, if I remember right, the story keeps going. After Bastian renames the Childlike Empress —he’s not calling out her name, he’s specifically renaming her, and he gives her the name of his mother, who died— this basically reboots a fresh new version of Fantastica, and he wakes up there himself. And then he has to find a way to get back before he forgets everything. The more heroic he becomes in Fantastica, through his series of quests and adventures, the more he loses his identity as just the normal boy he was in the real world. 

So— with all the elements of empresses and fantasy and self-insertion where we see characters are themselves taking part in each other’s stories and the fact that just shouting Calliope’s name isn’t cutting it and she might actually need a new name and she’s the Muse of Space and Jake and Jane are having their heads fucked with and everyone is in each other’s stories: shit is getting really interesting. And I really hope Hussie’s read the book.

WOW I REALLY HOPE SO TOO.

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itskatieclearly:

poi inspired beta kids

wecansexy:

meenah has a gold heart shaped locket that she wears under her shirt and inside of it is a picture of herself